
Join Josie, Alli, and Cassie as they revisit the '90s anime that they love... but never actually finished watching. They might not know everything about Sailor Moon, but there's one thing they're sure of: Sailor Uranus and Neptune are NOT cousins!
Episodes

May 21, 2021
May 21, 2021
59 min
Today, we meet up with the wonderful hosts of Kawaii Desuppointment to talk about the Sailor Moon Crystal controversy, the dangers of Steven Universe cosplay, an entire ska band of Dariens, and the raw power of fundoshi (uwu!). Special thanks to PJ for editing this episode!
Listen to the other half of this super-special collaboration at kawaiidesupod.com!

May 2, 2021
May 2, 2021
1hr 14 min
In this episode, we talk about Ikuko's hot mom status, Doctor Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, and that one time Cassie lived in a mansion.

Mar 31, 2021
Mar 31, 2021
1hr 17 min
Today, we discuss Weiss Kreuz, the competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors scene, and Alli's menagerie of blondes.

Feb 25, 2021
Feb 25, 2021
1hr 18 min
In this episode, we discuss our new podcast rivalry, Josie's House of Ska, and Tiny Hand Man's boundless ineptitude. Also wrestling, for some reason?

Jan 19, 2021
Jan 19, 2021
1hr 10 min
In today's semi-festive episode, we discuss feline pick-up artistry, moon rock princesses, and the secret Ikari family eggnog recipe!

Dec 19, 2020
Dec 19, 2020
1hr 3 min
Today we discuss gym sweat etiquette, buff body skeletons, and our favorite fast food health care providers! #bringingitbacktotoonces

Nov 18, 2020
Nov 18, 2020
1hr 4 min
Today we discuss coma envy, corporate cancel culture, and Tuxedo Mask's extremely weird laugh.

Oct 17, 2020
Oct 17, 2020
1hr 17 sec
Today we discuss GoGurt horror stories, fictional boy bands, and the economic implications of pencil-pushing orphans! (Plus Sailor Moon. Duh.)

Sep 7, 2020
Sep 7, 2020
1hr 6 min
Sailor Moon says: it's the first episode of They're Not Cousins! Today, we discuss the ethics of toddler battles, evil jazz plots, and superhero child labor laws.
