They're Not Cousins: A Sailor Moon Podcast

Kawaii Desucousins: Origins || They're Not Cousins Bonus Episode

Today, we meet up with the wonderful hosts of Kawaii Desuppointment to talk about the Sailor Moon Crystal controversy, the dangers of Steven Universe cosplay, an entire ska band of Dariens, and the raw power of fundoshi (uwu!). Special thanks to PJ for editing this episode!

Listen to the other half of this super-special collaboration at kawaiidesupod.com!

Rejects from the Brain Farm || They're Not Cousins #8

In this episode, we talk about Ikuko's hot mom status, Doctor Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, and that one time Cassie lived in a mansion.

And We're LARPing Again || They're Not Cousins #7

Today, we discuss Weiss Kreuz, the competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors scene, and Alli's menagerie of blondes.

Big Duck Energy || They're Not Cousins #6

In this episode, we discuss our new podcast rivalry, Josie's House of Ska, and Tiny Hand Man's boundless ineptitude. Also wrestling, for some reason?

Finally, It's Lizard People! || They're Not Cousins #5

In today's semi-festive episode, we discuss feline pick-up artistry, moon rock princesses, and the secret Ikari family eggnog recipe!

Pork Bun Apocalypse || They're Not Cousins #4

Today we discuss gym sweat etiquette, buff body skeletons, and our favorite fast food health care providers! #bringingitbacktotoonces

Negaverse Incorporated || They're Not Cousins #3

Today we discuss coma envy, corporate cancel culture, and Tuxedo Mask's extremely weird laugh.

Back Alley Stick Vendors United || They're Not Cousins #2

Today we discuss GoGurt horror stories, fictional boy bands, and the economic implications of pencil-pushing orphans! (Plus Sailor Moon. Duh.)

The Cheese Cats Cometh || They're Not Cousins #1

Sailor Moon says: it's the first episode of They're Not Cousins! Today, we discuss the ethics of toddler battles, evil jazz plots, and superhero child labor laws.